Reply With Quoteblimey what a waste...she could've saved one for next week
Anita came running up to her husband in the driveway just jumping for joy. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" "I'm pregnant!" He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while; he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" "What do you mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!!!!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Walmart and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
J.R.
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blimey what a waste...she could've saved one for next week
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Doncha think that maybe the results would have changed.
Huh doya doya? Well ?
Fred
My sister's name is Anita. I didn't know she was pregnant with twins.
(Now thats blonde)
Remember the one about the irish grandmother?. She went on the pill so she wouldn't have any more grandkids!!!
Dave Drane from Drane Signs
Nambour on the Sunshine Coast
Queensland, Australia
Live each day like it is your last - Because one day it will be
That's a goodun Dave. Funny I mean.
Old Fred ROTFLMAO
Barbie please tell us you don't have a sister named Anita having twins.
Fred
Well I do have a sister named Anita........ <_<
Oh Ok glad to hear that. SSSSHHH you had me worried there for a minute. Bless you child.
Fred
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