The Hijack Thread

[Darcy]

Knock Knock.............

[Bogie1of8]

Spring has sprung the grass is riz I wonder where those birdies is?
Golfing in Vegas next Thurs. Supposed to be 85! Time to put on some shorts, hand out some Sun glasses to protect everyone's eyes, and get some pre summer Sun on these winter white pasty legs. I'll drop a buck in the slots for the forums and donate the winnings. Jimmy could be looking at retirement!

[Whit]

Well,,, if I've said it once,, I've said it a thousand times,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,, oops !!!

[Moze]

There's no way I'm going to win this.

[JimmyG]

My shop cats Tazbo and Retardo fought like crazy over a huge green tree frog this afternoon...I was wondering who won an' ate the goodie but now Retardo goes "ribbet" "ribbet" and Tazbo still has his loud "meow"....I sure hope Retardo gets his voice back after this escapade....

:-)~

[Moze]

It occurred to me that this is "The Hijack Thread", with the point being to hijack every post by not responding to it. Then I got to thinking that by following the instructions, it's not really hijacking the thread because it's what was requested. So in actuality, everyone is right on topic.

But then that made me think that we should actually be responding to every post made and by doing so everyone would TRULY be hijacking the thread by not actually hijacking the thread as was the original intent...

[JimmyG]

YAY ! Mindboggling is FUN !!!!


:-)~

[Signs By Harry]

Twelve

[bigwater]

I'm having an affair, well two affairs lately, or at least I'm sure the wife is starting to get suspicious that I am. 40 hours straight in the shop over two days a couple of days ago... yeah right... in the shop huh? Just got home now after 13 hours in the shop today. Yeah right.

Yeah, I'm having two affairs. One with a beauty from the Isle of Roland whose name is Victorian Princess and she's 540" wide. The other affair is with this ugly bear down on the square in town. www.bearonthesquare.org

I've already pumped out about 4 grand worth of time and product so far in the last three weeks, and got at least another 2 grand to pump out before the end of day next Thursday. I need a vacation after this, but I got other customers standing there tapping their feet just waiting on me so I guess I'll just keep going. Maybe the money will pay for my cremation when I drop dead from exhaustion.

Winter sucks, but spring is good. Except the wife probably thinks I'm cheating on her since I'm never home. I'll prove I'm not cheating though when I hand her that 6K check for this month. Then she'll probably just think I'm a gigalo, which at the rate I'm going on this project, I'm not sure I'm not a gigalo.

[agoobertuesday]

Where is my prom date?